Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,

Assi v kisi de Naal payar keeta C,
Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C.

A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..

Fact :
A girl takes too much time to love & few seconds to hate..
But a boy take few seconds to love & too much time to hate.

”Love” is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but

”Love”
is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but
be sure. . . .!!!!
There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by
..”LOVE”.

I’m not Shakespare

I’m not Shakespare
Who write about U
I am not Shelley
Who Sing About U
I am not Piccaso
Who Paint U
I am just Ur friend
Who Want 2 Say
“I’m always with U”

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati

Ksi ne Khsh-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha
Na Lage To Main.

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.

Wife: Aaj mere tan,man mein aag laga do.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?
“jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein”

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Husbnd:
Its the time to disco,
<(‘.’) (‘.’)>
/”/> < \”\
_/”\_ _/ “\_
kon dhoonday phir tujhko,
kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)

Life Without Girls

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

He came at night,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

Night has ended for another day,

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a speacial way,
may you smile like the suny rays
and leave your wories for another day.
“.Gööd mörning”

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu
Sakoon Di Neend
Dy
Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy.
GOOD NIGHT

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy”s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??

Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.

Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

A Pathan teacher gives

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

An Old Man with a Hot Girl

Saturday noon,
An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.
Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.
On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!
Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had…..
(’,')

It is part of the Sunna

It is part of the Sunna that

A man should accompany his guest
to the door of the house.
(Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).